Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Hairline got repossessed.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!