Appearance jokes

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Hairline got repossessed.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣