Appearance jokes
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Butt cracks.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."