Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
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Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.