Appearance jokes
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Hairline got repossessed.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.