Appearance jokes

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Hairline got repossessed.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.