Appearance jokes

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?