Appearance jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.