Appearance jokes
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Make like your hairline and scram!
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Show yourself.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.