Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
