Appearance jokes
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Stop.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Y'all is ugly!
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.