Appearance jokes
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Your mum's foreheads.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.