Appearance jokes

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

Hot water look a**.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Make like your hairline and scram!

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.