Appearance jokes

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."