Appearance jokes
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Show yourself.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!