Appearance jokes
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Memes
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Show yourself.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.