Appearance jokes

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.