Appearance jokes

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.