You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
