Appearance jokes

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.