Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!