Appearance jokes

Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!