Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Appearance Jokes
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
when u look like this but your the only one it the group that can pull bitches but u straight
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
He pimples?
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
