Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Make like your hairline and scram!

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.