Appearance jokes

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.