Appearance jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Memes
Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"