Appearance jokes
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Stop.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
You're so ugly!
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.