Appearance jokes
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
You're so ugly!
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Comment if I'm ugly.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.