Appearance jokes
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Memes
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Your face makes onions cry.
Ur face.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.