Appearance jokes
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your face makes onions cry.