Appearance jokes

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Ur face.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.