Appearance jokes

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.