Appearance jokes

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

Ur face.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Your face makes onions cry.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.