Appearance jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your face makes onions cry.

Ur face.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"