Appearance jokes

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.