Appearance jokes

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

You're so ugly!

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Your mom's hot.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”