Appearance jokes
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
You got a pig head!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.