Appearance jokes
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
My face.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.