Appearance jokes

Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Your mom's hot.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!