Appearance jokes

Hairline.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.