Appearance jokes

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

You're so ugly!

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.