Appearance jokes

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.