Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Memes
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!