Appearance jokes
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Sydney Drake is hot. βπ€π₯Ίπ©
Memes
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I canβt fix that!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!