Appearance jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.