Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Memes
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.