Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Memes
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.