Appearance jokes
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.