Appearance jokes
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?