Appearance jokes
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
bro got the lightskin stare
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!