Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?