Appearance jokes
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"