Appearance jokes
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!