Appearance jokes
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your mom's hot.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.