My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
