Appearance jokes

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.