When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
