Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"