It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
Story done. Please like.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
