Appearance

Appearance jokes

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

I was at a farm in France called ā€˜Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ā€˜Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout ā€œBig games! Big games!ā€œ Pessi scurried away.