Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Your reflection.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
