Appearance jokes
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.