A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
