Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
Husband: I look fat can someone compliment me?
Wife: you have good eyesight.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the prhan jokes that appear.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
If theres a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
