Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
