What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don’t get them!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

Why couldn’t the T-Rex clap?

Because he’s dead.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

I read a book on anti-gravity… It was impossible to put down.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

My life is a joke.

Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow

One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

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