Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them
What is a good time for dinner and what do I do you can do dinner 🍽 was that
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
