Anti

Anti Jokes

Abortion clinic

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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  • Duck

    What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?

    Both are not a lamp.

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  • Death

    What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

    They will both die eventually.

    Bike

    Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

    Doctor

    What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.

    Guy

    Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.

    Avalanche

    What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

    Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

    Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

    How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

    Fraud

    I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

    Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

    Result

    Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.

    Nose

    What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?

    Both have noses.

    Bud

    We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.