Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
What do you call a white board that is dirty? A dirty white board.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
