Anti Jokes

What did the sunglasses say to the banana 🍌? Nothing sunglasses can’t talk

Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now 😐

I don't think jokes are very funny.

What do you call a dead human....

A DEAD HUMAN HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing

How can you tell an anti vaccine kid

It's only got 10 hours to live

whoever took my anti-depressent pills

I hope your fucking happy

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode

These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...

I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone

its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It’ll say anti Depressants. ✨

Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”

When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”