Anti jokes
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 馃挘馃棥馃敧馃Ж馃敨
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he鈥檇 tile it with?
Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish with no eyes.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Arsenal
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don鈥檛 have ears.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
fff.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.