Anti jokes

Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.

Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

fff.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.

Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.

A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?

Both are not a lamp.

Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.

You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.

What do you call a high school student?

Alone and depressed.

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.