Anti jokes

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.

What did the sunglasses say to the banana?

Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

What do you call a dead human?

A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.