Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
