Anti Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter

i became anti furry because i don't want doom slayer after me

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck

A anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another. The death toll went sky high.

I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?

And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky

I bought a anti-bullying wristband I say I bought I stole it of a fat ginger kid

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten

u shorter then a thum tac like boy ur anti is probaly taller then u

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

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I'm now a
part of the
LGBT community
I will threaten
anyone who
doesn't agree with me
I will bully
religious people:
because of their beliefs
Why is there
an anti-lgbt stream?

if you get this i love you

Stop Using Anti-F1 memes Language
Instead of:
Say:
The race
And it's lights
is underway out and away we go!
I need a new set of tires Bono, my tires are dead
Good job!
And he has spun!
And Leclerc has
won the Italian Gp!
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Get in there, Lewis!
SBinalla
CHARLES LECLERC WING THE
ITALIAN GRAND PRIX FOR THE
SCUDERIA FERRARI (the most
under these circumstance

No free blacks in
the Anti-Slavery
Society?
Please tell
me how that works
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