Anti jokes
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
He scares me
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
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hey, it's leo again. i am sorry for not being on guys, i have been dealing with some things away from the computer screen and i think i'm okay now, but i'm not sure. that's not the point though. i've been just lurking this website for a while, and that's mostly because you guys won't stop attacking me, or just because i am too lazy to get into any of the drama. i just wanted to say some shit about the opal drama, be… Read more
Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more
PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, we’re gonna revamp “the rules” and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.
The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Let’s restore this site to how it used to be!
“That rule about insulting people should only be for the Germans and no one else. … Read more