Pro jokes

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?

They both can throw a hook.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.

They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?

A Mac Daddy Pro.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.