Pro

Pro Jokes

Kanye West

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Self Harm

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Memes

Abortion

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

Flight

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

Club

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Orphan

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

Meat

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

Hook

Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?

They both can throw a hook.

Rapist

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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  • Child

    Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

    Programmer

    I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.

    They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."

    Mama

    Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

    Pecker

    What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

    A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

    Gun

    If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.