Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes
pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents
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why is a pro fighter like a fisher
They both can throw a hook
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
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What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
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if republicans really wanted to enact pro life legislation, they would ban guns. not abortion.
me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
