Advocate jokes
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Humanity.