Anti

Anti Jokes

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

Height

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Pill

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

Year

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

KFC

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

Christ

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

Necrophilia

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

Matter

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

Skeleton

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

Fraud

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Skeleton

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

Bottle

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Creator

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

Avalanche

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Piracy

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Dog

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Orphan

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.