Anti jokes
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.