Anti jokes
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Joke.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.