Anti

Anti Jokes

Pill

Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,

I hope you're fucking happy.

Horse

A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

Orphan

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

Thief

To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.

Cigarette

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Problem

I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.

Bottle

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Necrophilia

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

Insect

Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.

KFC

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

Dinner

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

Friend

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

People

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

Year

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.