Anti jokes
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Arsenal
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.