Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
Anti Jokes
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Joke.
