ANS jokes
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.