ANS jokes
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!