ANS jokes
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶