ANS jokes
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
An autistic kid.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...