ANS jokes
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
You want a joke? My entire existence.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.