ANS jokes
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
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How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Memes
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
My kid had an accident.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.