ANS jokes

I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Once there was an old lady...

Congratulations, stop bragging!

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What do you call a family photo with an orphan?

A selfie.

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait!

What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Annie.

Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete