ANS jokes
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're an orphan.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."