ANS jokes
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Memes
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!