ANS jokes
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.