ANS jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

What do you call an orphan's home?

No home.

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are picked.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?

A family pizza.

What's the difference between a bay and an onion?

I cry when I cut into an onion.

What is an owl that wears armor?

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.