ANS jokes
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡