ANS jokes
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.