ANS jokes
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"