ANS jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
...maybee
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.