ANS jokes
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.