ANS jokes
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.