ANS jokes
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I don't want to date an alien.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.