ANS jokes
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.