ANS jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Memes
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?