ANS jokes
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.