ANS jokes
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Memes
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.