ANS jokes
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.