ANS jokes
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
me after an essay
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.