ANS jokes
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.