ANS jokes

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.