ANS jokes
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.