ANS jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Like if you meet someone emo.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her