ANS jokes
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.