ANS jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!