ANS jokes
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
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Memes
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.