ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
lol anons are idiots
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."