ANS jokes
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.