ANS jokes
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."