ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Memes
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Ganesha is an elephant.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What’s an emo called Anna?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
You're an alcoholic!