ANS jokes

What's a bonus of being an orphan?

You can't get homework.

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

Why can you bully an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

What is an Emo's favorite hobby?

Hanging in.

What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?

The apples got picked!