ANS jokes

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.

Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?

They need parental permission.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?

Hot wheels.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?

An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.

I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."

What's an orphan's selfie called?

A family portrait.