ANS jokes
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.