ANS jokes

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?

Because they have no one to tell them off.

How do you fix an igloo?

With Iglue.

I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.

I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."

If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home! 😂🤣

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?

So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼