ANS jokes
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!