ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
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Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.