ANS jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?

A: Because it has no home button.

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.

Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.

God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.