ANS jokes
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.