ANS jokes
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?