ANS jokes
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.