ANS jokes
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.