ANS jokes
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.