ANS jokes
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.