ANS jokes
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Spread your legs and give me an hour.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?