ANS jokes
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! đ
Why canât an orphan play baseball?
Because they canât find home.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Whatâs the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "Thatâs my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "Thatâs my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it wonât fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldnât fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Why canât Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.