ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.