ANS jokes
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Memes
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T