ANS jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.