ANS jokes
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.