ANS jokes
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.