ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.