ANS jokes
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!