ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.