ANS jokes
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Miku became an american
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.