ANS jokes

Dinosaur

    • I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!

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    • Son

    • Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

    Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

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    • ANS memes

    Name

    • So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"

    The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".

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    • Teacher

    • Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

    Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

    Seizure

    • What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

    Throw in your dirty laundry!

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    • Job

    • Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

    The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"