ANS jokes
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!