ANS jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?

An orphan.

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?

One is actually used.

House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

What [is] another name for an abortion?

Canceling your delivery.

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.