ANS jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.