ANS jokes
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Memes
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?