ANS jokes
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?