ANS jokes
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.