ANS jokes
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.