ANS jokes

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

An Irishman walked past a bar.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

What is an orphan's favorite car?

A family car.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

Why can’t an orphan play online games?

They don’t have their parents' input.