ANS jokes
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."