ANS jokes

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

A: Fall.

If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

You use dental floss.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...