ANS jokes
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"