ANS jokes

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

You use dental floss.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?

A: A family portrait.

How does an American know that his time has come?

He starts hearing Vietnamese.

What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?

They are always so distant! :-]

What do you call a selfie of an orphan?

A family photo.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.