ANS jokes
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.