ANS jokes
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.