ANS jokes
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.