ANS jokes
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Memes
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.