ANS jokes
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.