ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.