ANS jokes
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.