ANS jokes
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.