ANS jokes
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."