ANS jokes

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?

A cutting board.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me what you did?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.

I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.

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    • What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?

    A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.

    Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

    I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

    What makes 9/11 an inside job?

    Someone started calling it 10/7.

    LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

    Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

    Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!