ANS jokes
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.