ANS jokes
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.